Daily Fucking Thought

Young and Hungry

Being young is all about go-getting, self-starting and swelling with pride when Pop-pop calls you a real firecracker.  By the time you're 40, you'd rather not show the world what you're made of because having cocktails and spending as much time as possible in your underpants sounds better. 

It's important to over-achieve when you're young and hungry, before life dick slaps you. 

Thinking for Yourself

There's no need to think for yourself when other people are thinking for you.  Market research and study groups have determined what jeans you should be wearing, which cereal you should be eating and what color your boyfriend should be.  That means less time decision making, more time shopping. 

When in doubt, just check in with others in your ethnic group and tax bracket.