Daily Fucking Thought

Making Dreams Reality

It's easy to make your dreams reality, especially if you dream about struggling to pay your mortgage on time and falling victim to male pattern baldness.  Most people experience anxiety, confusion and non-consensual sex while dreaming, so it's not that different most real-life Mondays, especially if you're still in college. 

If you have a lot of celebrity-based or stagecoach dreams, you might have a harder road to hoe.

Doing Shots

Shots are something you should only do in your 20s unless you're from the old country and like to celebrate a birth, a death, or a rite of passage with a little fire water.  The rest of us should stick to mixed drinks and savignon blanc. 

This all changes, of course, on bachelor/bachelorette weekends or if you have to sneak a swig while your kids are watching Dora.