Do It Yourself

DIY projects are things that bored people do when they feel like wasting money and giving themselves errands instead of swinging by The Home Depot for a day laborer.  Do-it-yourselfers fancy themselves jacks of all trades, but they're really just arrogant control freaks who think they can become Bob Vila overnight. 

Sometimes it's easier to focus on home improvement rather than your tanking marriage and teeny wiener.