Daily Fucking Thought

Cube Decorations

Cube decorations are the best way to show off your personality and spunk.  Little knick knacks like shot glasses and Halloween Pez dispensers help your co-workers understand that you might be forced to wear business casual M-F, but you're pretty funky on the weekends.

If you're really plucky, think about putting up some Christmas lights or ironic kitten posters.  Then everyone will know you're a real hoot.

Exploders Versus Imploders

Exploders are easy to recognize because when they reach their breaking point, tchotchkes fly and ear drums break.  Imploders are more difficult to spot unless they happen to be huffers and puffers or heavy sweaters. 

In the now, people tend to dislike exploders unless they like drama or have low self-esteem and think they deserve the abuse.  But imploders drop dead in line at the grocery store and get aggressive cancers without any family history.  Since you can't win, the best solution is to become numb.