In the olden days, there was no Facebook or Skype sex, but it wasn't
all bad. Daddies used to be able to crack a beer on the drive
home from basketball practice and Mommies could make the kids play
outside all day instead of worrying about quality time and perverts.
Sure, there were no cell phones or email, but that meant that you could
go on more unnoticed benders.
The olden days were better because of less emoticons, skinny jeans, and Starbucks, but if you say it too often, you come off as a real curmudgeon.
The olden days were better because of less emoticons, skinny jeans, and Starbucks, but if you say it too often, you come off as a real curmudgeon.
