Daily Fucking Thought

Paper Wishes

If you write something on a piece of paper and put it in your wallet, it will definitely come true.  It's like throwing a penny into a fountain for the Oprah-era, especially if you're too lazy or embarrassed to make a vision board.

It will come true unless it has something to do with winning the lottery, losing weight, finding a disease-free man, getting your GED, or your general fortune changing because, let's face it, nothing ever really changes.

Book Smarts

Unless you want to be a professor or a manager at Borders, it's more important to have street smarts than book smarts.  Street smarts teach you how to hustle seniors out of winning scratchers and to make drugs out of trash, while book smarts are more about numbers and carbon. 

The best way to get street smarts is to be crazy or less fortunate.