Daily Fucking Thought

Rich People Problems

Rich people's complaints are like car alarms or baby screams - they're useless and no one wants to hear them.  Few people can relate to the blight that hit your privacy hedge or how itchy the crocodile seats in your new Tesla are, especially when they're trying to figure out which bus transfers get them to the free clinic.

You should only talk about your rich people problems at the club as a form of bragging.

Fences and Neighbors

Bad fences make bad neighbors, especially when your neighbors choose chain link and razor wire over wrought-iron with fleur-de-lis accents, even though you offered to go halfsies.  Regardless of aesthetic, fences can't block out the loud drug parties or the manic screaming, especially when the Pats are playing or when Phil comes home reeking of whore.      

Good fences make good neighbors, but sky-high privacy hedges and three-acre lots make great neighbors. 

You've Made It

The more you have, the smaller the things you worry about become.  Poor people worry about getting through the week without the gas and water being turned off, while wealthy people fret over the temperature of their cappuccino and the shape of their privacy hedge.

In other words, you know you've made it when you've become an asshole.