Daily Fucking Thought

Book Covers

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover, because people who have teddy bears on their back dash are never aggressive drivers and bad spellers are always selfish lovers.

This is less true with ethnicity because some white men can jump and not all Lebanese have perverts' complexions.

Choosing Friends

Cultivating and maintaining friendships is a societal norm that is hard to avoid unless you're okay with co-worker's constant pity.  Put great thought into friend choices because no one wants to be called in the middle of the night when a friend needs a ride to the vet, again.

A married friend is ideal, as are those with a large, close family that lives in the vicinity.  Look for those who are emotionally stable or closed off, those without pets or medical conditions that require injections and those who have reliable transportation and no DUI's.