Daily Fucking Thought

Irony

Doing something 'ironically' means you can get away with being out of fashion, nerdy and/or racist.  People grow moustaches, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and collect Nazi sweatbands in an attempt to be ironic. 

Being ironic doesn't make things funny, but it will get you attention.  Just ask your favorite hipster. 

Failing Upward

When it comes to meth addicts and bouncy balls, what goes up must come down.  But when it comes to your weight and completely incompetent people, what goes up often stays up.  Failing upward is a cornerstone of American business - Orville Redenbacher couldn't even tie his own shoes.

To fail upward, just act like a complete moron.  A complete moron with complete confidence.