Daily Fucking Thought

Your Achievements

Don't let the fact that you're never going to win a Grammy consume you, even though it's hard because singing is how you self-soothe.  You have to focus on your own goals and dreams, like getting the rent in on time and finally achieving regularity. 

Your accomplishments aren't small just because they're not televised and aren't challenging for normal people.

 

Comparing Yourself to Others

Comparing yourself to others only makes you feel badly if you choose taller people with cleaner blood lines and mintier breath.  Line yourself up next to the barren, the birthmarked and the palsied and chances are you'll feel like tooting your own horn.

Plus, once you realize how many gross people surround you, you'll focus less on your self-esteem and more on your hand washing.

Being Pretty

Being pretty is really easy because pretty just means skinny.  It doesn't matter if you were rotten in a past life, meaning God gave you a big nose and forgot about your chin, as long as you keep your weight low and bare a toned midriff.  Butter faces everywhere get just as much attention as normal people.

If you have a pretty face, indulge away.  Pretty faces buy you the right to be chubby or, in some cases, downright fat.