Daily Fucking Thought

Flash Mobs

Flash mobs are a super zany thing that awesome people do just for fun!  Flash mobbers help remind us that life's not all about playing Sodoku and cooking healthy weeknight dinners, it's about groovy things like pillow fights and Sound of Music sing-a-longs. 

Joining a flash mob is your best bet for making the local evening news, unless you contract menangitis or eyewitness an act of God.

Free to Fail

People who don't care about themselves don't care what other people think about them.  Those people are free to fail.  For the rest of us, public failure should be avoided like bathroom door handles. 

Practice new sports, hobbies, or interests alone or work with a private coach paid in cash.  When you debut, say it's your first time and shrug it off, like you're naturally brilliant at everything.  Because despite the lip service, no one really loves you if you're not effortlessly perfect, like the Brady Bunch.