A vision board is a big collage for adults that helps attract Benteys
and Denzel Washington dopplegangers to poor and lonely people. Nothing
can come into your life unless you find it in a glossy periodical and
glue stick it to a piece of foam board, even though most people get the
herpes and 90% of those people didn't positively visualize the herpes.
The bottom line is Oprah believes in vision boards, so you should, too.
New money means collecting the latest Louis Vuitton with fruit painted on it, while old money is more about leisure and anti-Semitism. New money spends a lot of time leasing Mercedes and taping episodes of Cribs, while old money has more time for golf and scotch.
If you are new money, at least refer to yourself as nouveau riche because that's French which means it's classy.
Becoming a spiritual person means you'll be more relaxed and less
likely to get homocidal when your wife kisses your sister. The only
drawback is that you won't be able to enjoy your Wii Fit and covet your
neighbor's Maserati because you're supposedly detached from all
material desires.
The pros still outweigh the cons, especially because you can hold your enlightened state over your co-workers heads.
