Daily Fucking Thought

Martial Arts

You don't have to be Asian to enjoy martial arts, you just have to enjoy sweaty rubber on your naked feet and middle aged taskmasters barking orders at you.  Martial arts teach you discipline, respect and most importantly self-defense, because a good karate chop will make the bullies forget about your dyslexia, scoliosis and constant cowlick.  

Dojos are the best place for self-esteem and ringworm to bloom.

Discipline

Discipline is an enviable strength which basically boils down to not eating an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy and going to the gym when you'd rather chew off your own arm.  Anorexics and marathoners are especially adept at discipline because they hate themselves. 

Though living with discipline makes you happy because ruling yourself with an iron fist feels good, getting there is just about impossible unless you're weak minded or started martial arts in your formative years.