Daily Fucking Thought

Be Passive Aggressive

Being passive aggressive is better than being outright aggressive because it yields less evidence in court.  A backhanded compliment is less tangible than a puncture wound and a well-timed heavy sigh leaves less forensic evidence than a ceramic ashtray to the forehead.

Be passive aggressive until you're out of juvie and get full-custody of Skyler Jr. 

Something Nice to Say

If you don't have nice things to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.  But it's really easy to say mean things in a veiled way that seems nice.  For instance, saying she's a "character" is a nice way to her OCD is crippling or she eats lipstick, saying he's the "life of the party" means he drinks too much whiskey and hits on his own daughters and saying someone is a "one of a kind" means you probably wouldn't hang out with her if your kids weren't in the same juvie.

It also helps if you say these things with air quotes or follow it up with a subtle "if you know what I mean."