When you stop being single, you stop trying, which means you can wear jean shorts to church and fanny packs to Sam's Club. Married people don't
think twice about skipping a wax or even debate a vajazzle because once
you throw up or give birth in front of someone, the illusion's pretty
much shattered.
Some married people still try, but it's usually because they married up or a philanderer.
Some married people still try, but it's usually because they married up or a philanderer.
