Daily Fucking Thought

Snow Days

Snow days are great because you get to sleep in, play video games all day and masturbate in your parent's bedroom.  Sure, you're going to be in school until Independence Day and you can't get your stash out of your locker, but you don't have to ignore the bus driver's winks or stress about eating lunch in public.

Snow days are best on a Monday or Friday, or when your mom just stocked up on Hungry Mans.

Great Risk

Without great risk, there is no great reward.  But with great risk, there's often enormous credit card bills, burnt out friendships and the shame of divorce.  Sure, now you own your own baseball card business, but you microwave dinner alone every night and you have no one to fist bump when you make a sale. 

If you don't want to be alone and broke for the rest of your life, just stay the course.  Punch the clock.