Daily Fucking Thought

Great Excuses

Sporting events are a great excuse to eat cocktail wieners and get blitzed during the day, just like a business trip is a great excuse to raid the mini bar and dabble with hookers.  If you sneak your vices into culturally acceptable events, you'll never find yourself the victim of an intervention or a 5150 hold.

If you don't have time to plan, just try to travel outside of your area code. 

Forming Bonds

Forming bonds with people can be tough, especially because not everyone likes American Idol and most people don't vote Libertarian.  The best way to bond with new people is to be involved in a hostage situation with them or to witness some sort of horrific tragedy together, maybe on your lunch hour.

Nothing brings people closer than fear, not even a threesome.