Daily Fucking Thought

Fine Lines

Fine lines are easy to cross, especially when you've had a cocktail or mistakenly think there are no Democrats in the room.  Fine lines are most often crossed between flirting and sexual harassment, buzzed and fall down drunk and curious or just plain gay. 

Fine lines are best avoided by remaining politically correct.  In other words, by denying your true feelings and instincts. 

Addictions

Addictions are like matter in the universe - they're never destroyed, just replaced by something else.  Post lap band surgery, binge drinking can replace your emotional eating and when your mortgage rates soar, you can start huffing toilet bowl cleaner instead of expensive Dust Off.

Even marathon runners and body builders are trying to make up for some sort of porn addiction or homosexuality.

Scuttlebutt

When you've run out of things to talk about because Project Runway doesn't start until next week and Gossip Girl is in repeats, starting homosexual rumors about co-workers or gossiping about celebrities makes you seem more interesting.  People want to stop by your desk if they think you've got something juicy.

It also helps deflect attention away from your own life, which is sparse on the scuttlebutt since your husband left and you decided food is your only true friend.