Exploders Versus Imploders

Exploders are easy to recognize because when they reach their breaking point, tchotchkes fly and ear drums break.  Imploders are more difficult to spot unless they happen to be huffers and puffers or heavy sweaters. 

In the now, people tend to dislike exploders unless they like drama or have low self-esteem and think they deserve the abuse.  But imploders drop dead in line at the grocery store and get aggressive cancers without any family history.  Since you can't win, the best solution is to become numb.