Daily Fucking Thought

The Real World

The real world is where dreams die and where your car can be repossessed when you're just running in for a pack of Merits.  In the real world, it helps to have a good credit score, a nearby Planned Parenthood, and a sense of humor because life is going to kick you in the twins over and over whether you cry about it or not.  

The real world is also a television show on MTV where no one pays a bill, everyone has a cool name and group sex is easy to come by.

Your Annual

Getting a pap smear means trying to make small talk with your gynecologist with your vagina in the way.  It's a lot of pretending that nothing humiliating is happening while discussing this economy, which is why WASPs are better at it. 

The good news is you only have to go once a year, unless you're dirty downstairs.

How lovely

How lovely that your boss is a blow-hard – he makes the warmth of spring seem cheap and tawdry. How wonderful that we disagree – we can all speak louder and hear our own voices.  How great to be uncomfortable – you’ll be prepared to run into your gynecologist at a cocktail party.

It’s pretty awesome to live in a world filled with challenges, difficulties and obstacles.  The mentally and physical disabled and orphans are actually glad, deep down inside.