Daily Fucking Thought

The Future

The future looks bright, but its probably just the SSRIs kicking in or early onset glaucoma.  Sure, the future is when your internet will be faster and when time travel is a reality, but it's also when your stomach grows past your boobs and heart disease wins.

The future sounds good in theory, but so do McRibs.      

Respecting Elders

It's important to respect your elders, even though they often chew with their mouths open and walk around with the barn door open.  Your elders might consistently forget the gate code and think that Twitter is a nervous condition, but they've been on the earth longer than you have and for some reason that's important.

Keep your correct opinions to yourself and roll your eyes in private, or publicly if your elder suffers from glaucoma.