Daily Fucking Thought

Comebacks

Everyone loves a good comeback story because damaged people like to live vicariously through others rather than looking in the mirror.  If your popularity is waning, try gaining or smoking a few kilos and get back on the straight and narrow with old-fashioned blood, sweat and rehab. 

Keep in mind you can only comeback once, or else you're Kirstie Allie. 

Escape Plans

It's important to have an escape plan because you never know when a maniac is going to burst in wielding a gun or your boyfriend is going to change his mind about being with you.  Escape plans include having a false door in the back of your closet and saving up enough rent money so you don't have to spend a month on Linda's futon. 

Escape plans are always smart, even if you live in a low crime zone and date a fatty.