Daily Fucking Thought

Expensive Things

The more you pay for something, the better it is, which means you should never shop at Dress Barn or travel to Costa Rica for dental work.  There's no need to check in with the Health Department - if plastic surgery is expensive, you won't come out misshapen or gangrenous.

This also means that cheap things are bad - especially red wine and mouth sex.

Options

Having too many options can be completely overwhelming, which is why Communists are happier as a people.  Limiting your options, by only shopping at the Dress Barn and only eating white foods, leaves you less time to weigh the pros and cons and more time to read biographies and cuddle with your body pillow.

Limit options by closing your mind to new things and sticking with basic cable.