The harder you try to hold onto something, the quicker it slips out of your chubby little hands. The universe smells desperation like a dingo smells baby blood, so bury your fears and insecurities even deeper than your filthy fetishes. Apathy is the key to keeping what you want.
If you were born in a WASPy family, you were likely born with the gift of apathy. If not, learn apathy through most Buddhist practices or by drinking chardonnay with breakfast.
