Daily Fucking Thought

Marrying for Money

Marry for money and you pay for it for the rest of your life - with a black AmEx card.  The girl who'd rather be a barista's wife than a doctor's wife watches too many Disney movies and tears up at Ziploc commercials.

Love has a shorter shelf life than organic milk and marriage is forever.  You do the math.    

Paying Dues

You have to pay your dues because your boss is jealous of your chutzpah and lack of male pattern baldness.  He spent the better part of a decade getting lattes and covering up whore tracks for his boss and wants to make you suffer, too.

If someone is younger, smarter and more virile than you are, keep him in check with degrading errands and inappropriate sex touching.