Daily Fucking Thought

Irreconcilable Differences

Irreconcilable differences is a blanket term covering everything from different financial philosophies to latent homosexuality.  You need to claim irreconcilable differences to get a no-fault divorce, even though it's clearly Jim's fault because he slapped your nanny and groped every woman in your dojo.   

Sometimes you have to rise above assigning blame and focus on hiding assets and revenge dieting. 

In the Now

Living in the now means thinking only second to second, freeing you from worrying about your mounting credit card debt and apologizing for vomiting in Jason's LeBaron last night.  Staying in the present lets you forget that you used to be a whore and that your career is going nowhere. 

Live in the present and let life come to you instead of going to get what you want.  You might not ultimately be satisfied, but it definitely won't be as much work.