Self confidence is the best way to fool people about your worth, more effective than extra acreage or rare Air Force Ones. Having self-confidence can be difficult, especially if you have bad teeth, but it's easy to build. Think of yourself as superior to everyone around you and constantly talk about the things you're good at, keeping them on the forefront of everyone's minds. If that doesn't work, just fake it, like your love for your wife and care for starving children.
Having an assistant filter out negative emails and selling all of your mirrors on Craigslist are also smart moves.
