You cannot be full of sadness and disappointment if you’re full of bacon and cornbread – there’s literally no room. Your new large, ugly exterior will detract from your ugly interior. Plus, word bullets don’t hurt when you’ve got extra padding.
Frequent fast food chains and the cravings will follow. Cast out the fruits and vegetables and banish the vitamins and antioxidants. Let the animal fats and bad cholesterol hug your arteries like the mom you never had.
