Daily Fucking Thought

Team Players

Being a good team player means back burnering your own needs so someone else can get rich or laid while you work the graveyard shift or buy Bud Lite for fat girls.  The best team players are short men, communists, and people with low self-esteem who wish they'd been aborted.

Going solo really isn't an option, especially if you went to online college or get awkward around nightlife.

Routines

Routines get you through the day without thinking, because being creative requires a lot of energy but doesn't burn a lot of calories - which means you'll just end up tired and beefy.  Cruising through life on auto-pilot gives you more chances to watch the Kardashians and die inside.

Routine sex is also good, so you don't pull a muscle. 

Spending Money

Society and marketing force us to buy a lot of things we don't need, like life insurance and deodorant.  Unless you live off the grid or inside the compound walls, every day you're forced to spend your hard-earned money on things like gas and lipstick so that other people can have jobs and spend their hard-earned money on gas and lipstick, too.

Money really does make the world go round, except for in China because of that whole Communism thing.