Being age appropriate means no open container tickets or open mic nights
after the age of twenty eight. Going out on St. Patrick's Day, taking
dares for attention and decorating your bookshelves with Christmas lights
are also things that should happen only when you're still in MTV2's
target audience - when you actually understand Wild 'N Out.
Sure, age is just a number. A number that dictates certain behavior, unless you're okay with people mocking your wrinkly cleavage and sad, pathetic existence.
Sure, age is just a number. A number that dictates certain behavior, unless you're okay with people mocking your wrinkly cleavage and sad, pathetic existence.
