Family

Your family is going to love you forever, or at least until you decide not to go into the family business or you lose yourself in barbiturates.  Family is there to see you through your highs and lows, even if they're watching from the veranda with highballs while you're drowning in the pool called life.

You can't choose your family, but you can choose to change your last name and to shave off your fingerprints to avoid child support payments.