Insomnia

Insomnia is actually a gift because if not for insomnia, we would spend our entire lives either working or sleeping.  It's better to have some peak witching hours to watch girls jacking off hand weights and to watch your kids sleep, because they're cute when their grubby almond butter covered hands aren't all over your khakis.

Insomnia also helps you sleepwalk through your life, which is cheaper than electroshock.