Valentine's Day, like everything else in life, is best handled with complete apathy because people who actively hate it are just as bad as people who wait all year for it. Gathering your girlfriends to drink Chard, listen to Taylor Swift and burn old pictures of your exes is just as bad as making love to your soul mate on an empty box of Russell Stovers while Michael Buble croons.
Plus, being vocally bitter about your hatred of Valentine's Day just reminds everyone that the opposite sex finds you revolting.
