Daily Fucking Thought

Positive People

Positive people always look on the bright side and rarely see the worst in people, which makes them miserable to be around.  You can't trust or have a real conversation with positive people, especially if you're not slow. 

On the other hand, positive people are the best to double cross or swindle out of money as they probably won't press charges. 

Small Tasks

When you're given a small task that is obviously beneath you because you went to college and know how to spell liaison without looking it up, you're not allowed to say anything.  Speaking up threatens the person who hired you to do small tasks they thought were beneath them.  In the constant struggle for power, you need to do mundane things with a smile on your face or else you seem bitter or entitled.

If you want your boss's job, look for ways to humiliate or discredit him.  Try signing him up for adult literacy classes using his company card or tell people he's still a Boy Scout.