Daily Fucking Thought

Meltdowns

Meltdowns happen, especially when you're a gassy newborn or an under-medicated megalomaniac.  Sometimes you just have to cry into your body pillow, scream obscenities at trees or repeatedly punch your own genitals in public, especially when you think God has stopped paying attention to you.

Meltdowns help you get it all out, but sometimes land you in jail or a 5150 Hold.

Options

Having too many options can be completely overwhelming, which is why Communists are happier as a people.  Limiting your options, by only shopping at the Dress Barn and only eating white foods, leaves you less time to weigh the pros and cons and more time to read biographies and cuddle with your body pillow.

Limit options by closing your mind to new things and sticking with basic cable.