Daily Fucking Thought

Bros Before Hos

Bros before hos, even though your bro won't help you shop for jeans or console you when have the Ziploc nightmare again.  Guy code requires you prioritize those who show affection by hurling homophobic slurs over those who genuinely care about your happiness.

Bros before hos is most often enforced by your single and closeted friends.

Do It Yourself

DIY projects are things that bored people do when they feel like wasting money and giving themselves errands instead of swinging by The Home Depot for a day laborer.  Do-it-yourselfers fancy themselves jacks of all trades, but they're really just arrogant control freaks who think they can become Bob Vila overnight. 

Sometimes it's easier to focus on home improvement rather than your tanking marriage and teeny wiener.