God makes hangovers worse as you get older because you really should have learned by now. You wouldn't put your hand on a hot stove once a week for about 15 years without learning not to touch it, but for some reason, you just can't learn to stop drinking and God's getting a little impatient.
He's also trying to teach you by letting you have random sex with ugly people, but that's not as effective because you're usually blacked out.
He's also trying to teach you by letting you have random sex with ugly people, but that's not as effective because you're usually blacked out.
