Daily Fucking Thought

Things We Can Control

The amount of times you press the button directly correlates to how fast the elevator comes, just like how many hours you log at Lucille Roberts directly relates to how much people like you.  We have immense control over every aspect of our lives, from the quality of our childhoods to the weather, just ask Al Gore. 

This means if you get ball cancer or stuck in a traffic jam, it's your fault. 

Following Dreams

It's never too late to follow your dreams because dreams have no age limit.  Every morning you wake up is a new opportunity to answer what's been calling to you since you were a wee one.  If you were too afraid to answer in your youth, you might just find the strength as the years pile on because when the clock ticks down inspiration sometimes strikes.

If you long to be a ball boy, a child actor, or anything that requires your good looks to carry you however, your dream has probably died.