If you find something that alarms you, like a painful armpit lump or a weeping boil, don't go to WebMD - just head straight for the shotgun. In all probability it's cancer, especially because you only pretend to meditate and you never gave up Aspartame, which means all those lab mice died in vain.
WebMD is good resource for most people, but not you because you're definitely destined to die young and painfully.
