Daily Fucking Thought

What Doesn't Kill You

What doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger, it just makes you drink more.  Everyone knows the best way to deal with everything from midterms to house fires, from pet deaths to ingrown nails, is with whiskey or white wine spritzers.

The higher your BAC, the lower your blood pressure, unless you combine it with cocaine or basement barbiturates.

The Rich and Pretty

If you're rich, pretty or famous, you can't ever expect people to pity you or cut you slack. It's easier for the bankrupt, the acne-prone, and the nobodies to take it out on the more fortunate rather than God.

By the same token, if you're crippled, slow or orphaned, you can get away with pretty much anything, even arson.

Bravery

Acts of bravery don't always have to be as big as running into a burning building or taking a bullet for a lover.  Being brave means facing anything that scares you, like leaving the house without curtsying seven times or finally telling your husband that you're a locker room lesbian.

The bravest people are usually the dumbest people, because they don't really understand the consequences.