Focus on the small picture and the big picture never even comes into focus. If you become obsessed with something superficial like your
weight, you don't have time to think about your father's face cancer
or your Invisalign bills because you're too busy weighing summer squash and starving.
That's why anorexics are so peaceful.
Spring is when outside smells like your grandmother's neck and you
remember how fat your knees are. Some people spend spring in love, but
most people spend it chewing anti-histamines and looking for t-shirts
that will cover their bingo wave.
Spring is a time of rebirth and regrowth, especially for eating disorders and pubes.
The amount of times you press the button directly correlates to how
fast the elevator comes, just like how many hours you log at Lucille
Roberts directly relates to how much people like you. We have immense
control over every aspect of our lives, from the quality of our
childhoods to the weather, just ask Al Gore.
This means if you get ball cancer or stuck in a traffic jam, it's your fault.
Discipline is an enviable strength which basically boils down to not
eating an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy and going to the gym when you'd
rather chew off your own arm. Anorexics and marathoners are especially
adept at discipline because they hate themselves.
Though living with discipline makes you happy because ruling yourself
with an iron fist feels good, getting there is just about impossible
unless you're weak minded or started martial arts in your formative
years.
