Daily Fucking Thought

Modern Technology

Anyone who's ever tripped over their Roomba or been lead into Rapeville by the GPS knows that technology isn't all it's cracked up to be.  Sure, you can Skype the Philippines and avoid drugstore disgrace by ordering your anti-fungals online, but the vending machine still steals your dimes and too many hours of cyber baccarat leave you with secretary butt.

The Amish still wear bonnets, but they've got some things right.

Someone for Everyone

There's always someone for everyone because getting married is like musical chairs - people panic and choose the nearest possible spouse without considering male pattern baldness or consistent oral hygiene.  No one wants to be the last one standing, because the last one standing is unlovable.

Don't worry if you're thick in the thighs or bi-polar - someone who's on parole or Rumpsringa is out there waiting to grab you so they seem normal.

Genetics

If your mom was a whore, chances are you're going to be a whore because it's genetic, like cancer and attached earlobes.  If your mom wears a lot of form fitting satin and passes out dry handies like breath mints, you're destined to a lifetime of truck stop love and endless cycles of Penicillin. 

If your mom was an honest church going woman, you might also be a whore, because rebellion is just human nature. 

Desire

Amish dedicated

A desire doesn’t just become reality.  It takes work, just like making a cardigan without ornamental buttons takes vision and skill.   The challenge is one reason you desire it, more than a good crop year or Baywatch Season One on DVD.  As long as it is not a false idol or anything mechanized, your wants are acceptable. 

Just don’t let your dream of owning a furniture shop on a main thoroughfare or seeing your girlfriend in a bathing suit take away from time at the churn or studying cartography. Fantasize in the middle of the night when your parents are quilting and God is focusing on the Asian time zone.