Daily Fucking Thought

Getting Healthy

When you get healthy, by spending a lot of money on therapy or actually sticking with AA, you might be cured, but you're also boring.  The addictions, compulsions, and misguided anger are what make us interesting - trying to predict the next breakdown or outburst keeps everyone on their toes.

Having flaws is normal, even Buddha had a weight problem and Obama still smokes. 

Take the High Road

Next time you're in a passionate, irrational, hair-pulling, name-calling, arrest producing argument, take the high road.  Just walking away or keeping your mouth shut is always the best course of action because it is the ultimate way to infuriate the person you're arguing with.  People who can't control themselves hate those who can, which is why fat people are so hostile. 

Taking the high-road will also make you feel morally superior and self-righteous, which is a great feeling.  Just ask anyone in AA.