Summer is the season of Hollywood blockbusters, endless daylight and shaving above the knee. You've waited all winter long for summer, even though you're too poor for A/C and Dustin is too violent for camp.
Hopefully this won't be the summer you get diabetes from all the ice cream or skin cancer because you don't have anyone to put sunscreen on your back.
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