Daily Fucking Thought: The Youngest You'll Ever Be

July 15, 2010

The Youngest You'll Ever Be

Look in the mirror - this is the youngest you're ever going to be. These are the fewest liver spots and the least unwanted hair you're ever going to have. Soon you're going to be injecting your face with fat from your own bottom just to feel sex-worthy to store clerks and Pastor Todd.

So, go out and seize the day!

Posted at 11:30 AM in injectibles, Pastor Todd, unwanted hair | Permalink

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Really??! I'm scheduling an appointment as I type.... thank God I do not live in L.A.!!!

Posted by: Marcia | July 15, 2010 at 08:47 PM

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