It's easy to love your dog more than your wife because you don't have to
spend holidays small talking with your dog's parents and your dog
doesn't want to talk about infertility during a Dirty Jobs marathon.
Your wife can't scare off small vermin or earn you 2nd place in the
Muskrat Hunt four years running, but she can flirt with your brother and
run up your Penney's charge card.
You're not allowed to love your dog too much, though, or else the authorities get involved.
You're not allowed to love your dog too much, though, or else the authorities get involved.
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