Mother's Day is the day in Spring you pay extortionist prices to send
your mom tulips to make up for giving her a vaganus. If you still live
in the bonus room above the carport, it's the day you bring mom toaster
strudel in bed in exchange for eight years of free rent and skin flicks
charged to her cable bill.
It's important to celebrate your mother because she's always going to love you and she actually let your dad copulate her.
It's important to celebrate your mother because she's always going to love you and she actually let your dad copulate her.
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