Meditation is really good for you because something about lying in a
room with strangers helps ease your anxiety and boosts your immune
system. Disciplining your mind not to laugh at the chorus of random
farts and not letting your mind wander to the reason Bob is staying at
the Quality Inn really centers you and prepares you for a day of
watching All My Children and weeping.
If mediation doesn't work for you, try yoga, masturbation or Chardonnay.
If mediation doesn't work for you, try yoga, masturbation or Chardonnay.
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