You're White and That's Okay

Few things make you feel whiter than ordering a white wine at a dive bar or saying "Salt N Pepa" instead of "Salt and Pepper."   It's not your fault that you have the same name as your great-grandfather -  no matter how many times you watch Stomp the Yard, you're never going to krump and that's okay.

Stick to regattas, company softball leagues and music groups that use proper grammar.