Good Moms

Being a good mom means always having enough almond milk in the fridge and being able to ferret out gluten from across the room, especially at birthday parties.  Good moms focus on removing joy and dairy from their kid's lives and adding fake meat and fake allergies, also known as sensitivities.   

It's less about values and quality time and more about getting Liam into the hippie school and one-upping Lexi's mom when it comes to snack scheduling.